Well howdy there
Let’s all say hello and get acquainted what do you say? I’m NITESHIFT, no I’m not an insomniac, but I am up all night. I’m a graveyard guy, a mid monster, that guy that works all night while most of the rest of the world is tucked in bed. I work third shift so my co-workers won’t have to.
This will be a family type blog, so let’s get you introduced to them while we’re all here. First off you’ll want to meet my wife, NURSESCHATZIE. She’s a Yankee, but she’s recovering. She grew up in the middle of a very large northern city, but has fallen in love with the south and has even started talking like one of us (some of the time). She is one of those truly lucky people that were able to be what they wanted to be when they grew up, she is obviously a nurse. Next to her is #1, our oldest son. He will be a teenager one of these days and I’m not looking forward to it. I’m trying to teach him about being a man and how to go about it, but we’re both hard headed so it doesn’t always take. Those two little carpet commandos hanging onto #1’s knees are the twins. The bigger of the two is MONSTER, let’s just say he tries to be a good kid, but seems incapable of doing so on a regular basis. He is all boy, rough, rowdy, loud, and frequently breaks things. The little curly headed one is my only daughter, PRINCESS. She is truly the apple of her daddy’s eye. I used to joke that if I ever had a daughter I would have a shotgun displayed in the living room, but then they lifted the assault weapons ban so now I’m setting my sights a little higher on the scare-the-crap-outta-anyone-who-courts-my-little-girl meter. But don’t let the her fool you, she is a princess in every sense of the word. PUDDLES is also running around here somewhere. I was not in favor of bringing a pooch home but she grows on you after a while. There is more family but they will likely be minor players, only making short appearances here and there.
Now that we’ve all been introduced I’ll just say a few things, kinda lay out the rules if you will. We will all make an effort to be polite to each other. If you get a kick out of something we ramble on about please feel free to let us know, leave a comment. If something we say rubs you the wrong way let us know about that too, but be nice about it. We’re a pretty easy going group of folks, but we will not accept some one coming into our house spouting profanity and being rude. Comments deemed to be out of line will be deleted.
Well that just about wraps it up for the seemingly required hello world first post. Feel free to look around, tell us what you think about the place, pull up a chair next to the fire and relax. Stay out of the kids room, it’s dangerous in there, and don’t touch anything in the man room. It’s dangerous in there for totally different reasons. Enjoy